Herb Zipper: How to be a Cyber-Lovah. It's an informercial from Ifilm. Funny funny shit.

Chief Moose of Montgomery County gained national exposure from leading the investigation against the snipers. He's got fan pages on the net, but this is the most intelligent, thought-out, and productive site. Truly a work of genious for a man who some would say was, well, just doing his job.

Here is the item you've been waiting for, to put on your X-mas and Hanukkah lists: Porn Star Action Figures! Finally, GI Joe can get some noo-kay!