Join the army, travel to a foreign, exotic land, meet interesting people and kill them. That's what the army is for, right? Well, there are some things the army is not for. Here's 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army. courtesy Fuckallyall.com

This page is such a good waste of time, I hesitate to even call it a waste of time. Tucker Max gets girls.

The person I originally created this blog for, the guy who asked me to start sending him fun links I came across, the guy who has never to my knowledge looked at this page since that first day, is one of the most frustrating people with whom to have an argument. Luckily, tonight I found this page, which describes in detail various methods of conversational terrorism (what RAW called "guerilla semantics"). Now I can at least defend myself using those same ugly tactics.

When you're done with that bit of intellectual, interpersonal nonsense, check out this article I found called "My Penis May Be A Terrorist."

15 Things You Hope Never Happen To You In A Urinal - by Bendependent

Before he was known as Doctor Seuss, Theodore Giesel's main souce of income was from drawing advertising copy. Here's a great collection of his early work.

I feel pretty. Oh! I mean, I feel pretty lame that I've never seen Homestar Runner until tonight. If you are in the same lame boat as me, get into the cool by clicking on the "first time here" bubble on the right. Your life may never be the same again.

No One May Ever Have This Same Knowledge Again. Once you've perused these three letters to the Mount Wilson Observatory, written between 1915 and 1935, check out what I found when I googled the words "I hate Nostradamus." Jen Kirkman pretty much sums up why I hate to even hear his name mentioned.

Here's the CNN version of the Tennessee story two posts below.

The Smoking Gun has up it's top 15 mug shots for 2002. Pretty fugly, people.

We, the management would like to apologize for the interruption of web funnery, but apparently the cops in Tennessee, at least in this case, are way too gung ho for our own good. via disinformation

I know it's been awhile. Please don't cry. Instead, check out one of my favorite online comic strips, Diesel Sweeties, and this amazingly fun flash applet. via grrl.com