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Pay attention guys, cause I'm about to break your heart. Sometimes the original photograph, with it's subject's natural lines and curves, pores and follicles, isn't (to the editor) good enough to print. That's when Photoshoppers come into play. Here's a demonstration from Greg Apodaca's online portfolio.

Keep this stuff in mind when you check out Esquire's new photo spread of Britney Spears.

He's not just our President, he's also a man with an artistic soul. Feast on this poem by GW.

Do not pass go

I typically aim for the red properties in Monopoly, because I've seen games won with just those spots developed (Advance to Illinois!). But this report on the probabilities in Monopoly point to the Orange as the money spots. When you've checked it out, you may want to amaze yourself with the varieties of Monopoly games that are available.