It's not as hard as you make it out to be, Mr. Miyagi.

You think you've been in some bad ones? Check out these pics of Really Bad Accidents (no people, just vehicles).

As an aspring comedian I have to come up with amusing metaphors and similies. These students from the Schoolzone website have me beat,though, and they're not even trying to be funny. Must be nice!

Rocketman takes flight!

Yeaaaahhhhh, I feel great!

I don't like to link to commercial sites that you'll probably find out about elsewhere anyway, but the Jerry Seinfeld/Superman 5 minute commercial from American Express is golden. It's only available via the web, too, which is an interesting approach: rather than make the consumer watch the commercial, they put it somewhere where the consumer has to do the legwork himself to see it. If it wasn't so quality it wouldn't work, but it is. Click on the film cannister marked "Uniform" to see it.

Tune in Tokyo! not safe for work!