When you are training for the big fight, you need more than endurance, more than devotion, more than discipline. You need the Eye of the Tiger.

Man has long thought himself to be the smartest of all the animals. Maybe dolphins are smart, too. But when it comes to a certain, fatal cleverness, the bunnies have it all over us.

Would-be purse snatcher gets the SMACKDOWN! (requires flash)

I'll admit I'm excited for the last installment of the owrst prequel ever. But not as excited as these morons are.

Well, we had it good for a long time, but all things must end. Britain's revoking our independence.

I know what you want. You want hot, unadulterated, XXX chair-on-chair action. And Furniture Porn wants to give it to you. Not recommended for work if you work at Ikea, Luskins, or Value City Furniture

Gee, maybe two battling forces of evil can work things out. After all, look at Alien loves Predator!

Really, no interesting post needs to be made when the link is to a video of a monkey beating on two tigers.

I'm fascinated by the infinite images of myself seen in a dressing room with mirrored walls reflecting on one another. So I'm also fascinated by the infinite images of cats watching cats watching cats. I know it's pointless, but I can't stop looking.

Sure Darth Vader is king of the world on his battle destroyer. But how well would Big V handle a day in the life of an average guy? A guy like Rob Eccles?

Who knew that G.W. was song a songster? Thepartyparty.com has a collection of hit songs with the lyrics sung, or more correctly appropriated, by the President of the United States himself. Check it out here.

via 3hive.com

Batman's Greatest Boner! It's not what you think, it's funnier.

via Bookslut

There are some skeletons in your closet that will have turned to dust by the time you feel ready to let them out. A feeling will come over you, a heady mix of regret and relief.

And then...
There are some skeletons that you plan to keep locked away forever, though their acids eat at your insides.

Maybe you should try to share those secrets.

via Shampoo Solo

If you only give to one charity this year, ignore this post. If you give to two, that's very kind of you, and I'm sure that the children/tsunami victims/homeless/hungry appreciate it. If you give to three, maybe you should consider simply donating some of your time, becuase how can you afford all of these charities (worthwhile though they may be)?? But if you give to every charity that comes your way, please, please, try to help Save Toby.